Thursday, May 22, 2014

Blow me down...

Lindsay Wright tops up the cruising kitty by working as a Caribbean charter skipper.

The good ship Gandalf was a familiar sight in the eastern Caribbean. Her proud clipper bow and raised poop evoked the pirate ships which had plied those waters a century or so beforehand.

The 46 tonne staysail schooner sailed six days a week between St Maarten and the neighbouring island of Anguilla. Her tan bark sails bent picturesquely to the warm trade winds and wide, stable teak decks lent themselves to sunbathing, rum sipping and just plain lazing around.

My crew, Bobby (South Africa) and Bobbi (Canada) and I, gently motor sailed out of Simpson Bay and Gandalf began to reek of coconut oil as our guests began to slop suntan lotion on themselves and the ship.

The first rounds of complimentary rum punch disappeared into the rapidly reddening tourists as the white sandy beaches and rocky headlands of the St Maarten coast slid by. Our route took us close by the airport and every so often a jetliner would be warming up its engines, poised for takeoff at the end of the runway. We found that, by carefully trimming the sails beforehand, we could get an exhilarating blast out of the bay propelled by the warm, kerosene smelling 25 knot jet blast as the plane roared off down the runway.

An hour later we’d be clear of the coast and be out of sight of land for half an hour or so before the low lying shore of Anguilla smudged the horizon ahead, growing steadily larger until we  sailed into the calm waters of Sandy Bay.

Our guests snorkelled on the reef, lounged on the beach or the boat and swam in the shallows until lunch was served on board, then relaxed as Gandalf reached sedately homewards.

 For the entire off season, Gandalf plied back and forth with 15 – 20 people on board.
Then the tourist season began in earnest. Every day Gandalf was packed with up to 42 winter wracked Americans. The resorts were thronged with gaily clad and loud voiced vacationers and the roads clogged by their rental jeeps.

Gandalf sailed on schedule, breezing serenely out of Simpsons Bay and across to Anguilla. The Bobbys and I, flat out with the increased workload, remarked that the plane timetables had changed but didn’t put too much thought into it.

One day, as we cruised past the airport, a plane was lining up for take off. It must have been an inkling of impending disaster that made me look over my shoulder at the last minute. The plane did look a little different to the off season people movers and it seemed to have an extra engine mounted on its tailfin too.

Suddenly the aeroplane accelerated away with an ear wrecking roar, and disappeared down the runway. The jet stream smacked Gandalf flat on her beam ends with what felt like about 80 knots of wind. Forty two portly American tourists slid into the lee scuppers in a screaming, bellowing mass of oily humanity, along with cameras, bottles of suntan lotion, snorkeling gear and towels. Straw sunhats cartwheeled away downwind and glasses of rum punch went flying, splashing their sticky contents among the beach gear and bodies thrashing frantically to leeward.  I dangled helplessly from the steering wheel. The lid from the huge chilly bin aft had swung ajar and I sighted little green bottles of Heineken beer plop…plop…plopping into the sea.

Slowly Gandalf swung upright again as her ballast overcame the inertia of about four tonnes of hysterical humanity on the lee deck. Our shattered guests crawled shakily back across the boat while the crew checked that nobody had been hurt.


That evening, when Gandalf was safe back on the mooring, Bobby, Bobbi and I took our snorkel gear back to the beach. We swam out and recovered ten of the beer bottles that had plopped overboard, then sat sipping from them while the sun slowly sank below the horizon. It was just the sort of day when we’d be likely to see the fabled green flash.
 

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